"Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man"
I think I've become boy-crazy.
Yes. I believe it must stem from being single for so long. I've got crushes all over the place. I entertain the thought of dating practically every other guy that I meet. I run them through a quick evaluation in my head: pick them up and examine them from every angle and pocket them away as "potentials" or discard as I see fit.
It's weird. And inappropriate. I know. And I can't seem to help it. It's like a single ladies' game up in my head while I practically lead the life of a spinster.